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Quantum
Nonsense
A small studio making oddly specific things, mostly for people who read the footnotes.
Projects
Free Birth Chart ReadingScientificWhimsy: Your Cosmic Blueprint
The universe had a particular arrangement the moment you arrived.
Enter a birth date, time and place and watch the sky assemble itself: Sun, Moon and Rising, every planet, twelve houses and their aspects, calculated to the arcminute and read with care. No account, nothing stored, and a card to share.
quantumnonsense.com/birthchart →
QuantumWorkout
Two brutal 1970s-flavoured training programs, rescued from a spreadsheet.
Twenty-one days of hypertrophy, twenty-eight of heavy strength, with timers, set tracking and every movement explained.
workout.quantumnonsense.com →
Print-on-demandThe Shop
Shirts for people who read the footnotes.
Premium made-to-order tees. Every print starts after you order it.
shop.quantumnonsense.com →
Tabletop & mobileInfernoDice
Two dice, and one of them is on fire.
Quick play, Inferno mode and online multiplayer — in the browser, on iOS and Android, or out of the box.
infernodice.com →
AndroidMycOracle
For when the answer is easier to find sideways.
An oracle-card and journaling app. Draw, write, notice the pattern later.
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